Dugan's Bread

These are the scripts for the Dugan’s Bread commercials, But remember some of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, Nikki Arsenis 2, & more.

Contents

 * Just Kidding
 * Cheep Cheep
 * Kneading
 * Cannon
 * Whale Of A Bread
 * Brand X
 * First Bread On The Moon
 * Pie
 * Monster

Just Kidding edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: I like homestyle bread.
 * Wontkins: I don’t.
 * Wilkins: I love Dugan’s Homestyle Bread.
 * Wontkins: I don’t.

(The studio set blows up)


 * Wontkins: Just Kidding Mr. Dugan’s!

Cheep Cheep edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: I have Dugan’s Bread and another kind.
 * Wontkins: I Want The Cheap Stuff!

(2 Birds come out of the Bread and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)


 * Wilkins: That other bread is for the birds.

Kneading edit | edit source

 * Wontkins: What are you doing?
 * Wilkins: I’m kneading Dugan’s Bread.
 * Wontkins: I never needed bread.

(Wontkins gets eat by dough)


 * Wilkins: Everybody kneads Dugan’s Bread.

Cannon edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Ok buddy what do you think of Dugan’s Bread?
 * Wontkins: I Never Tasted It!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Now what do you think of Dugan’s Bread?

Whale edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Let’s go up to the service for a loaf of Dugan’s Bread.
 * Wontkins: I Never Touch The Stuff!

(A whale appears and eats Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: You should it’s a whale of a bread.

Brand X edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: How about a sandwich made with Dugan’s Bread.
 * Wontkins: Nah, Let me have Brand X.

(Wilkins Presses Wontkins with a branding x iron)


 * Wontkins: OOOH THAT SMARTS!

First Bread On The Moon edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Dugan’s gonna be the first bread on the moon.

(The rocket attempts to blast off but blows up)


 * Wontkins: Now what?
 * Wilkins: Well Dugan’s is still the best bread on earth.

Pie edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Want some Dugan’s Bread with your pie?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Just gimme the pie.

(Wilkins splats the pie at Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: You can’t wash down bread sorry I don’t know what to say.

Monster edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Do you like Dugan’s Bread?
 * Wontkins: No!

(A monster appears and swallows Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don’t like Dugan’s Bread.