La Touraine Coffee

La Touraine Coffee was a Boston based coffee company founded at an unknown date. I think it was founded somewhere in the 1890's, but I'm not sure. From 1958 To 1962, 15 La Touraine Coffee commercials were made with Wilkins and Wontkins, as Will and Waine. Out of the 15 commercials, 3 were found. Cheap Coffee, Mountain climbing and Trainload.

These are the scripts for the La Touraine Coffee Commercials, But remember, some of these scripts are from the Wilkins & Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Nikki Arsenis 2, & more.

Contents

 * Trainload
 * Howdy Stranger
 * Old Man La Touraine
 * Baseball
 * Cheep Cheep
 * William Tell
 * Mountain Climbing
 * Cannon
 * Bandwagon
 * Espionage
 * House Is Not A Home
 * Wild Horses
 * Million Bucks
 * How Instant
 * Ginger Ale
 * Pie
 * Taking The 5th
 * I Get A Bang Out Of La Touraine
 * Fired
 * I Have A Hunch
 * Monster

Trainload | edit source

 * Wilkins: Look Out! Here comes my trainload of La Touraine Coffee!
 * Wontkins: Why would you want a whole trainload of?!

(A train appears and stops)


 * Wilkins: I like La Touraine.

Howdy Stranger | edit source

 * Wilkins: Howdy Stranger I hear you don’t drink La Touraine Coffee.
 * Wontkins: Yeah, so what?

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Now There’re any other strangers in town?

Old Man La Touraine | edit source

 * Wontkins: When’s Old Man La Touraine gonna pay us for all his foolishness?
 * Wilkins: When we sell more La Touraine Coffee.
 * Wontkins: Buy La Touraine will ya?

Baseball | edit source

 * Wontkins Well what was it a ball or a strike?
 * Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?
 * Wontkins: Naw.
 * Wilkins: Stee-rike three You’re Out!

Cheep Cheep | edit source

 * Wilkins: I have La Touraine and another kind of coffee.
 * Wontkins: I want the cheap stuff!

(2 Birds come out of the can and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)


 * Wilkins: Sorry But that other coffee is for the birds.

William Tell | edit source

 * Wontkins: OK William Tell, This better be good.
 * Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?
 * Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins shoots the arrow at Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: We can still use the apple again.

Mountain Climbing | edit source

 * Wilkins: Did you bring the La Touraine Coffee?
 * Wontkins: No! (Wilkins looses the rope causing Wontkins to fall) I FORGOT!
 * Wilkins: When you come back up Don’t forget the La Touraine.

Cannon | edit source

 * Wilkins OK buddy what do you think of La Touraine Coffee?
 * Wontkins: I never tasted it!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Now what do you think of La Touraine?

Bandwagon | edit source

 * Wilkins: You’re getting on the La Touraine Coffee bandwagon?
 * Wontkins: Never!

(The bandwagon runs over Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: You either go with La Touraine or you just don’t go.

Espionage | edit source

 * Wilkins: I can get you La Touraine Coffee for a price.
 * Wontkins: I wouldn’t touch it.

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: There’s no future in an attitude like that.

House Is Not A Home | edit source

 * Wilkins: You have any La Touraine Coffee in your house?
 * Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins drops a bomb on Wontkins’ house and leaves)


 * Wilkins: Ya Know a house is not a home without La Touraine Coffee.

(Wontkins’ house blows up)

Wild Horses | edit source

 * Wilkins: Have a cup of La Touraine Coffee.
 * Wontkins: Wild Horses couldn’t make me.

(The Horses gallop offscreen)


 * Wontkins: OK OK Gimme a Cup!

Million Bucks | edit source

 * Wilkins: Boy, I’d give a million bucks for a cup of La Touraine Coffee.

(DING!)


 * Wontkins: OK Buster, Pay up.

How Instant | edit source

 * Wilkins: Hello grocery store, Send me some La Touraine Coffee.

(Wilkins’ face gets squirted by water)


 * Wilkins: Man. How instant can you get?

Ginger Ale | edit source

 * Wilkins: You want a can of La Touraine Coffee?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Gimme a bottle of ginger ale.
 * Wilkins: OK (smashes a bottle of ginger ale on Wontkins) But he would’ve liked the La Touraine.

Pie | edit source

 * Wilkins: Want some La Touraine Coffee with your pie?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Just gimme the pie.

(Wilkins splats the pie at Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Sure you wouldn’t like a cup of La Touraine to wash it down.

Taking The 5th | edit source

 * Wontkins: That’s your 4th cup of La Touraine Coffee haven’t you had enough?
 * Wilkins: I refuse to answer.
 * Wontkins: Why?
 * Wilkins: I’m taking the 5th.

I Get A Bang Out Of La Touraine | edit source

 * Wontkins: What do you see in that La Touraine Coffee?
 * Wilkins: Well, Look for yourself.

(An explosion comes out of the La Touraine Coffee)


 * Wilkins: I get a bang out of La Touraine.

Fire | edit source

 * Wontkins: Old Man La Touraine just hired me to sell his crummy La Touraine Coffee.

(The man’s hand sets Wontkins on fire)


 * Wilkins: I think he just fired you too.

I Have A Hunch | edit source

 * Wontkins: I have a hunch i’m being followed.
 * Wilkins: Have you started drinking La Touraine Coffee?
 * Wontkins: No! (A hunch takes Wontkins away ) HELP!
 * Wilkins: I have a hunch he’d better Start!

Monster | edit source

 * Wilkins: Do you drink La Touraine Coffee?
 * Wontkins: No!

(A monster appears and swallows Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don’t drink La Touraine.