Nash's Coffee

These are the scripts for the Nash’s Coffee commercials. But remember some of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of BlueFrog and insert channel name here, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, Nikki Arsenis 2, Ivan Simonov, and more.

Contents

 * Cannon
 * Trainload
 * Pie
 * Monster
 * Mallet
 * Tunnel Of Love
 * Cheep Cheep
 * Communist Store

Cannon edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: OK Buddy what do you think of Nash’s Coffee?
 * Wontkins: I never tasted it!

(Wilkins blasts off Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Now what do you think of Nash’s?

Trainload edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Look out, Here comes my whole trainload of Nash’s Coffee.
 * Wontkins: Why would you want a whole trainload of--

(A train appears and stops)


 * Wilkins: I like Nash’s.

Pie edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Want some Nash’s Coffee with your pie?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Just gimme the pie.

(Wilkins splats the pie at Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Sure you wouldn’t like a cup of Nash’s to wash it down?

Monster edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Do you drink Nash’s Coffee?
 * Wontkins: No!

(A monster appears and swallows Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don’t drink Nash’s.

Mallet edit | edit source

 * Wontkins: Have anything for people who don’t drink Nash’s Coffee?
 * Wilkins: Certainly, here you are friend. (He whacks Wontkins on the head with a small mallet) ...and it won’t cost you a cent.

Tunnel Of Love edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: After this, would you buy me a cup of Nash’s Coffee?
 * Wontkins: No!

(Wontkins falls into the water, off-screen)


 * Wilkins: I only go for a man who drinks Nash’s.

Cheep Cheep edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: I have Nash’s Coffee and another kind of coffee.
 * Wontkins: I want the cheap stuff!

(2 birds come out of the can and go "Cheep, Cheep, Cheep!")


 * Wilkins: Sorry, but that other coffee is for the birds.

Communist Store edit | edit source

 * Wilkins: Gimme some party line coffee.
 * Wontkins: How about some Nash’s comrade.
 * Wilkins: (Gasp) That’s Capitalist Coffee You Traitor! Send 2 pounds to the back door.