Calso Water

These are the scripts for the Calso Water commercials, But remember some of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, and more.

Contents

 * Pie
 * On The Wagon
 * Mallet
 * Cannon
 * Climbing Tree
 * Ginger Ale
 * Death Defying Leap
 * Steamroller
 * The Best Water Is
 * Biplane
 * Trainload
 * Ship Overboard

Pie| edit source

 * Wilkins: On a diet. Absolutely no calories in Calso Water?
 * Wontkins: Just gimme the pie.

(Wilkins splats the pie at Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Want some Calso to wash it down?

On The Wagon | edit source

 * Wontkins: What’s a young kid like you doing with a bottle of Calso Water?
 * Wilkins: I’m on the wagon, Pop.

(Wilkins’ wagon moves)


 * Wontkins: Fresh Kid.

Mallet | edit source

 * Wontkins: Got anything for hangovers besides Calso Water?
 * Wilkins: Certainly here you are friend, (Whacks Wontkins with a mallet) And it won’t cost you a cent.

Cannon | edit source

 * Wilkins: You're on a diet, there's no calories of Calso Water.
 * Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: What do you think of Calso Water?

Climbing Tree | edit source

 * Wontkins: Why are we climbing this tree?
 * Wilkins: For Calso Water.
 * Wontkins: I don’t want any.

(Wilkins kicks Wontkins off the tree)


 * Wilkins: It’s autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.

Ginger Ale | edit source

 * Wilkins: You want a glass of Calso Water?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Gimme a bottle of ginger ale.
 * Wilkins: OK!

(Wilkins smashes a bottle of ginger ale on Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: But he would’ve liked the Calso.

Death Defying Leap | edit source

 * Wilkins: Want some Calso Water before you jump?
 * Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins moves the bucket and Wontkins bounces on the floor)


 * Wilkins: You miss a lot when you don’t drink Calso.

Steamroller | edit source

 * Wontkins: I’m gonna drink this bottle and it’s not Calso.

(Wilkins flattens Wontkins with a steamroller)


 * Wilkins: Doesn’t that bottle tasted kinda flat?

The Best Water Is | edit source

 * Wontkins: After much research I have found that the best water is.

(The curtains close on Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: He was probably gonna say Calso but i couldn’t take the chance.

Biplane | edit source

 * Wontkins: I forgot my parachute.
 * Wilkins: How about a diet absolutely there’s no calories in Calso Water?
 * Wontkins: I forgot that too.

(Wilkins flips the biplane upside down causing Wontkins to fall off the plane)


 * Wilkins: You’ll never forget this.

Trainload | edit source

 * Wilkins: Look Out! Here comes my trainload of Calso Water!
 * Wontkins: Why would you want a whole trainload of?!

(A train appears and stops)


 * Wilkins: I like Calso.

Ship Overboard | edit source
Wontkins: No!


 * Wilkins: I Christen Thee!

(Wilkins hits a ship with a bottle of christian water causing it to sink)


 * Wontkins: What happened to my ship?
 * Wilkins: You should drink Calso Water.
 * Wontkins: Help! (Drowns)