Kraml Milk

These are the scripts for the Kraml Dairy commercials, But remember, some of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, & more.

Contents

 * Cannon
 * Water With Dinner
 * Tunnel Of Love
 * Psychiatrist
 * Publie Service Announcement
 * Blow Up
 * Climbing Tree
 * You Can’t Win
 * Whale Of A Milk
 * Howdy Stranger
 * On The Ball
 * Baseball
 * Brand X
 * Biplane
 * Trainload

Cannon | edit source

 * Wilkins: OK buddy what do you think of Kraml Milk?
 * Wontkins: I never tasted it!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Now what do you think of Kraml Milk?

Water With Dinner | edit source

 * Wilkins: Want some Kraml Milk with your dinner?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Gimme some water.

(Wilkins squirts Wontkins with water)


 * Wilkins: People like that need brainwashing.

Tunnel Of Love | edit source

 * Wilkins: After this would you buy me a glass of Kraml Milk?
 * Wontkins: No!

(Wontkins falls into the water)


 * Wilkins: I only go for a man who drinks Kraml.

Psychiatrist | edit source

 * Wilkins: I really love my Kraml Milk.
 * Wontkins: You Wanna see a psychiatrist.
 * Wilkins: I did that’s who told me about Kraml I used to love my raincoat.

Publie Service Announcement | edit source

 * Wilkins: Care for a glass of Kraml Milk?
 * Wontkins: No! I don’t Like Milk!

(The man’s hand shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: This has been a public service announcement.

Blow Up | edit source

 * Wilkins: Ya Know People who don’t drink Kraml Milk just blow up sometimes.
 * Wontkins: Aw, That’s a lotta.

(Wilkins blows up Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: See what I mean?

Climbing Tree | edit source

 * Wontkins: Why are we climbing this tree?
 * Wilkins: For Kraml Milk.
 * Wontkins: I don’t want any.

(Wilkins kicks Wontkins off the tree)


 * Wilkins: It’s autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.

 You Can’t Win | edit source

 * Wontkins: Those Kraml Milk Commercials!
 * Wilkins: You don’t like them?
 * Wontkins: No!
 * Wilkins: Then let me fix your set.

(Wilkins destroys the television set)


 * Wontkins: You can’t win.

Whale Of A Milk | edit source

 * Wilkins: Let’s go up to the service for a glass of Kraml Milk.
 * Wontkins: I Never Touch The Stuff!

(A whale appears and eats Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Tou should it’s a whale of a milk.

Howdy Stranger | edit source

 * Wilkins: Howdy stranger I hear you don’t drink Kraml Milk.
 * Wontkins: Yeah, So what?

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Now there’re any other strangers in town?

On The Ball | edit source

 * Wilkins: Kraml Milk is on the ball.
 * Wontkins: Not to me it isn’t.

(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a ball.


 * Wilkins: Either get on the ball with Kraml or get out of the way.

Baseball | edit source

 * Wontkins: Well what was it a ball or a strike?
 * Wilkins: Do you drink Kraml Milk?
 * Wontkins: Naw.
 * Wilkins: Stee-rike Three You’re Out!

Brand X | edit source

 * Wilkins: How about a glass of Kraml Milk.
 * Wontkins: Nah, Let me have Brand X.

(Wilkins presses Wontkins with a branding x iron)


 * Wontkins: OOOH THAT SMARTS!

Biplane | edit source

 * Wontkins: I forgot my parachute.
 * Wilkins: How about the Kraml Milk.
 * Wontkins: I forgot that too.
 * Wilkins flips the plane causing Wontkins to fall off the plane)
 * Wilkins: You’ll never forget this.

Trainload | edit source

 * Wilkins: Look Out! Here comes my trainload of Kraml Milk!
 * Wontkins: Why would you want a whole trainload Of?!

(A train appears and stops)


 * Wilkins: I like Kraml.