Frank's

These are the scripts for the Frank’s Beverages commercials, But remember, some of these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, & more.

Contents

 * 1 Fire Truck
 * 2 Ship Overboard
 * 3 Jailhouse
 * 4 Swimming Pool
 * 5 Cannon
 * 6 Pie
 * 7 Public Service Announcement
 * 8 Hammer
 * 9 Climbing Tree
 * 10 Good, Better, Best
 * 11 Cheep Cheep
 * 12 Death Defying Leap
 * 13 Water With Dinner
 * 14 New Car
 * 15 Go Soak Your Head
 * 16 Psychiatrist

=== Fire Truck ===


 * Fink: HELP! (X2)

(Frank’ Fire Truck comes over and uses Frank’s as a hose to soak Fink)


 * Fink: Is it Frank’s? Thanks.

=== Ship Overboard ===


 * Wilkins: I Christen Thee!

(Wilkins hits a ship with a bottle and it sinks)


 * Wontkins: That bottle of ginger ale is it Frank’s?
 * Wilkins: Yeah.
 * Wontkins: Thanks. (Drowns)

=== Jailhouse ===


 * Wilkins: Why are you speeding?
 * Wontkins: I was going for a cold soda.
 * Wilkins: Frank’s?
 * Wontkins: No, just any old kind.

(Jailbars slam shut)


 * Wontkins: Next Time I’ll say Frank’s.

=== Swimming Pool ===


 * Wilkins: I just filled my swimming pool with ginger ale/orange nectar
 * Wontkins: Is it Frank’s?
 * Wilkins: Try it.

(Wontkins falls into a pool)


 * Wontkins: Thanks.

=== Cannon ===


 * Wilkins: Ok buddy what do you think of Frank’s Orange Nectar?
 * Wontkins: Never Tasted It...

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Now what do you think of Frank’s Orange Nectar?

=== Pie ===


 * Wilkins: Want some Frank’s Orange Soda with your pie?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Just gimme the pie.

(Wilkins splats the pie at Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Sure you wouldn’t like some Frank’s to wash it down?

=== Public Service Announcement ===


 * Wilkins: Care for a bottle of Frank’s Ginger Ale?
 * Wontkins: No! I Don’t Like Ginger Ale!

(The man’s hand shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: This has been a public service announcement.

=== Hammer ===


 * Wilkins: Boy, This hammer reminds me of Frank’s Ginger Ale.
 * Wontkins: Why?
 * Wilkins: Because it always hits the spot.

(Wilkins hits Wontkins with a Hammer)

=== Climbing Tree ===


 * Wontkins: Why are we climbing this tree?
 * Wilkins: For Frank’s Orange Nectar.
 * Wontkins: I don’t want any.

(Wilkins kicks Wontkins off the tree)


 * Wilkins: It’s autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall.

===  Good, Better, Best ===


 * Wontkins: Frank’s makes good ginger ale. (He is hitted) Better ginger ale. (He is hitted again) Frank’s makes the best ginger ale.
 * Wilkins: Congratulations.

=== Cheep Cheep ===


 * Wilkins: I have Frank’s Ginger Ale and another kind of ginger ale.
 * Wontkins: I Want The Cheap Stuff!

(2 Birds come out of the bottle and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)


 * Wilkins: Sorry but that other ginger ale is for the birds.

=== Death Defying Leap ===


 * Wilkins: Want some Frank’s Orange Nectar before you jump?
 * Wontkins: No!

(Wilkins moves the bucket)


 * Wilkins: You miss a lot when you don’t drink Frank’s Orange Nectar.

(Wontkins bounces on the floor)

=== Water With Dinner ===


 * Wilkins: Want some Frank’s Orange Nectar with your dinner?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Gimme some water.

(Wilkins squirts Wontkins with water)


 * Wilkins: People like that need brainwashing.

=== New Car ===


 * Wilkins: You’ll like this new car.
 * Wontkins: Yeah?
 * Wilkins: It’s got a built-in maker for Frank’s Orange Nectar.
 * Wontkins: Who needs it?

(Wilkins slams the bonnet on Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Well you can’t sell them all.

=== Go Soak Your Head ===


 * Wilkins: This is Frank’s Beverages, The finest.
 * Wontkins: I’ll go soak your head.
 * Wilkins: In diet, A pleasure.

(Wilkins dips his head in Frank’s Beverages)

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 * Wilkins: I really love my Frank’s Ginger Ale.
 * Wontkins: You Wanna see a psychiatrist.
 * Wilkins: I did that’s who told me about Frank’s Ginger Ale I used to love my raincoat.

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