Faygo

Faygo is a soft drink company headquartered in Detroit, Michigan. The company started in 1907. It's distributed in the Mid-West, Mid-Atlantic and Central Southern USA and Southern Canada. It's also distributed in California, but in a tiny number of places (I think.). In 1907, when the drink was introduced, there were only 3 flavors, grape, strawberry and fruit punch, now there are over 50 flavors. In 1958, they made commercials with Wilkins and Wontkins, advertising Faygo Strawberry. From 1958 To 1959, 10 commercials were made for Faygo, including a version of the Cannon commercial, which is lost. Out of 10 commercials made, 3 of the Faygo commercials were found, Swimming Pool, Thinking Man's Drink, and Jailhouse (image of the commercial only).

These are the scripts for the Faygo commercials, But remember some of the these scripts are from the Wilkins and Wontkins videos of {Insert Channel Name Here}, Drevian Edwards Productions, Julian Perkins 2005, Ivan Simonov, Nikki Arsenis 2, & more.

Contents

 * Swimming Pool
 * Water With Dinner
 * Jailhouse
 * Sinking Man’s Drink
 * Cannon
 * Give Him The Eggs
 * Cheep Cheep
 * Peter Peter Strawberry Drinker
 * Brand X
 * Psychiatrist
 * Fired
 * Monster
 * Ship Overboard
 * Grenade

Swimming Pool |

 * Wilkins: I just filled my whole swimming pool with Faygo Strawberry.

(Wontkins falls into a pool)


 * Wontkins: Help! I’m drowning!
 * Wilkins: I told him he ended up drinking Faygo.

Water With Dinner |

 * Wilkins: Want some Faygo Strawberry with your dinner?
 * Wontkins: Nah, Just gimme some water.

(Wilkins squirts Wontkins with water)


 * Wilkins: A person like that needs brainwashing.

Jailhouse |

 * Wilkins: Why are you speeding?
 * Wontkins: I was going for a cold soda.
 * Wilkins: Faygo?
 * Wontkins: No, just any old kind.

(Jailbars slam shut)


 * Wontkins: Next time i’ll say Faygo.

Sinking Man’s Drink |

 * Wontkins: I’m Sinking! I’m Sinking! Save Me!
 * Wilkins: Have some Faygo Strawberry.
 * Wontkins: Why?
 * Wilkins: It’s a sinking man’s drink.

(Wilkins looks as Wontkins drowns to the bottom)

Cannon |

 * Wilkins: OK buddy what do you think of Faygo Strawberry?
 * Wontkins: I Never Tasted It!

(Wilkins shoots Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Now what do you think of Faygo?

Give Him The Eggs |

 * Wontkins: Gimme The Eggs and no Faygo Strawberry!
 * Wilkins: Give Him The Eggs Boys!

(The boys throw eggs at Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: A meal without Faygo is a mess.

Cheep Cheep |

 * Wilkins: I have Faygo Strawberry and another kind of strawberry.
 * Wontkins: I Want The Cheap Stuff!

(2 Birds come out of the bottle and go Cheep Cheep Cheep)


 * Wilkins: Sorry but that other strawberry’s for the birds.

Peter Peter Strawberry Drinker |

 * Mr. Faygo: Peter Peter Strawberry Drinker told his wife he couldn’t sleep, Now Faygo Strawberry, (Wilkins bonks Wontkins causing him to sleep) Makes him sleep so very well.



Brand X |

 * Wilkins: How about a glass of Faygo Strawberry.
 * Wontkins: Nah, Let me have Brand X.
 * Wilkins: OK.

(Wilkins Presses Wontkins with a branding x iro

Psychiatrist |

 * Wilkins: I really love my Faygo Strawberry.
 * Wontkins: You Wanna see a psychiatrist.
 * Wilkins: I did that’s who told me about Faygo i used to love my raincoat.

Fired |

 * Wontkins: Old Man Perry just hired me to sell his crummy Faygo Strawberry.

(The man’s hand sets Wontkins on fire)


 * Wilkins: I think he just fired you too.

Monster |

 * Wilkins: Do you drink Faygo Strawberry?
 * Wontkins: No!

(A monster appears and swallows Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Things seem to happen to people who don’t drink Faygo Strawberry.

Ship Overboard |

 * Wilkins: I Christen Thee!

(Wilkins hits a ship with a bottle of ginger ale causing it to sink)


 * Wontkins: What happened my ship?
 * Wilkins: You should drink Faygo.
 * Wontkins: Help! (Drowns)

Grenade |

 * Wilkins: Let’s take a Faygo Strawberry break.
 * Wontkins: Naw.
 * Wilkins: Then hold this while i have a bottle.

(The grenade explodes on Wontkins)


 * Wilkins: Some people just go to pieces without Faygo Strawberry.